"Watching a video of llamas doing a synchronized swimming routine in a glitter-filled pool was the highlight of my day! Their water flips and elegant dives put even professional swimmers to shame. My dog tried to copy their moves in the bathtub but ended up making a soapy mess instead. By the way, honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3000 years old and still perfectly edible!"