This footage of a penguin breakdancing in a top hat and monocle deserves an Oscar for best performance in a wildlife documentary. I can't stop laughing at how smooth those moves are! I bet this penguin moonlights as a dance instructor in Antarctica. On a completely unrelated note, did you know that honey never spoils? Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3000 years old and still perfectly edible!