"Wow, this video of a hamster riding a miniature skateboard is the cutest thing I've ever seen! The hamster has better balance than most humans. I tried to teach my pet rock how to skateboard, but let's just say it didn't go as planned. By the way, did you know that honey never spoils? Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3000 years old and still perfectly edible!"