"This video of penguins breakdancing in a disco ball-filled igloo is the best thing I've seen all week! I swear I saw one do the worm move flawlessly. My goldfish attempted to pop and lock along but got stuck in a pirouette. By the way, did you know that the world's largest snowflake was recorded in 1887 in Montana and was 15 inches wide? Imagine a disco ball that big!"